Pink ladies enjoying their favorite cheesy snack crackers. This wrapping paper comes in a pack of three. This wrap is super high quality - a glossy 70 lb paper and each sheet measures 20"x29".
Ships rolled in a tube.

Green Frogs chilling on a light green background. This wrapping paper comes in a pack of three. This wrap is super high quality - a glossy 70 lb paper and each sheet measures 20"x29".
Ships rolled in a tube.

Pink silhouettes of classic Greek vessels on a forest green background. This wrapping paper comes in a pack of three. This wrap is super high quality - a glossy 70 lb paper and each sheet measures 20"x29".
Ships rolled in a tube.

One sheet of each of our wrapping papers. This wrap is super high quality - a glossy 70 lb paper and each sheet measures 20"x29".
Ships rolled in a tube.

Being Myself is one of my best sellers which is amazing bc it's my favorite design. Proudly Be Yourself in this cozy sweatshirt. A green ink screenprint on a Gildan Cotton Crew Heather Blue sweatshirt. 

Machine washable, soft, great gift! Size chart here.

I still, still, STILL haven't seen an owl on any of my birding adventures, but the potential of spotting one gives me reason to get out of bed in the morning. "Maybe you'll see an owl" can motivate you to do practically anything, if you think about it. A white ink screenprint on a Gildan Cotton Crew Black sweatshirt. 

Machine washable, scientifically proven to increase your chance of seeing an owl! Size chart here.

A two-sided vase featuring a frog being themselves. Themself? 

Dimensions - 3" x 4" x 1.5"

Each piece is wonkily handbuilt. If you are looking for a pristine piece of handmade ceramics then this is not it! It is built securely but with character. It is food and microwave safe, but I would recommend lovingly hand-washing it. Each piece is one of a kind, made out of earthenware clay and painstakingly sgraffito-ed with goofy imagery.

I just love Steve Irwin

Dimensions - 3.75" x 4.5" x 1.5"

Each piece is wonkily handbuilt. If you are looking for a pristine piece of handmade ceramics then this is not it! It is built securely but with character. It is food and microwave safe, but I would recommend lovingly hand-washing it. Each piece is one of a kind, made out of earthenware clay and painstakingly sgraffito-ed with goofy imagery.

I just love Steve Irwin

Dimensions - 3.75" x 4.5" x 1.5"

Each piece is wonkily handbuilt. If you are looking for a pristine piece of handmade ceramics then this is not it! It is built securely but with character. It is food and microwave safe, but I would recommend lovingly hand-washing it. Each piece is one of a kind, made out of earthenware clay and painstakingly sgraffito-ed with goofy imagery.

A blackburnian warbler perched on a branch in spring tree, a pattern of leaves and a bug on the back.

3.25" x 2.25" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

My fave tortilla chips - SO CRUNCHY! Sometimes god smiles down on you and you get an extra salty bag.

3.5" x 2" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

A Great Horned Owl on one side, a night leaf pattern with a mouse on the back.

3.5" x 2.5" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

A naked lady painting as an ornament. Idk it's cute.

3.5" x 2.5" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

Princess Diana in the sheep sweater, on the reverse, the iconic pattern

4" x 2.25" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

Princess Diana in workout wear, on the reverse, a pattern of roses.

3" x 3" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

My dog Pete. Now I know what you're thinking... why are you trying to sell an ornament of your own dog. Well, reader, because.

3" x 2.5" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

A classic Chicago dive filled with art school dilettantes. I can say that right? Great photo booth. 

3.25" x 3.25" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

My dog Toad. He's only got one eye so feel bad for him and buy this ornament and then maybe I'll spend some money on him.

3.5" x 2.5" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

Working Hands - the best lotion. With a pattern of ceramic tools on the back.

2" x 3.5" - ships in a cute box, ready to gift. Each ornament is made from earthenware clay, hand drawn, hand colored, and glazed. They're little mini works of art and tbh I think they'd be cute hung up year round!

These ornaments were made in a series, so some variation should be expected!

The classic nude cheez it gurlie doing what she does best, snacking on the classic crackers.

A navy blue dad cap with adjustable back. Our cheez it nude is embroidered in pink and orange thread. 

Being Myself hat - it kind of speaks for itself.  

Our frog friend is embroidered in green thread on a soft sand-colored unisex dad hat - adjustable strap in the back.